The Earthshaker

I am Ambitious. Quirky. Zealous. Intellectual. Avant Garde. Artistic. Proudly Imperfect. Eclectic. Urbane. Bold. Inquisitive. Eccentric. Visual. Logical. In essence, I am just an individual that loves beautiful visuals, enchanting stories, and mesmerizing music.



"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

I can’t.

(Source: rianderthal, via witchsistah)



brilliant, never before seen fantasy ideas!!!!

  • allegories for racism using white people and some race of mythical creatures who are all also white people
  • allegories for lgbt*qia identities using someone being cursed or a werewolf and they are still a cishet the whole time
  • allegories for issues people deal with using no one except cishet white people

when your society marginalizes you so much that even stories about your marginalization….marginalize you



I don’t want to look over at J.K. Rowling, so I’m just gonna go take my shower.

(via witchsistah)



Khole better than me cause Kim would’ve been embarrassed on national tv

bruh the nerve she be having to even speak lol…

HA! You know exactly what Khloe was thinking. She must have been in a good mood that day.

(Source: yeahkardashians, via youngpisces)

Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material


Never mind. Let me go take a shower.